Posted by: Hipkiss - Twilight Zone on October 30, 2003 at 10:11:49

You need to check your facts Woodrift “Woods” Ball has been married with two kids for more than 14 years. Granted, he is a fan of show tunes and drinks mochas, but that in and of itself doesn’t mean he’s homosexual. In fact, he’s always talking about going to the strip club and saying things like, “Look at the rack on her!” or, “Now that’s a nice piece of tail.” So what if his favorite movie is “Divine Secrets of the Ya Ya Sisterhood” and he’s a bigger fan of Pink’s boy-like figure than his 10 year old daughter. These facts in and of themselves clearly indicate that ‘ol Woody is as straight as the next guy; though one could argue he’s a much better dresser and better with children…

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