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But who to shoot first????

In Reply to: Re: Spplat2 - 20 paintball tips for "Wild Bill". posted by Kerry on August 12, 2003 at 15:11:44:


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Darkstorm

on August 12, 2003 at 19:13:13

The biggest problem in this game would be who to shoot first. When you pop out of the woods and Shatner, Pacman, Mancow, Viper, Blue, and Weltman are all standing there. Who do you shoot first???

Elimination #1 - Obviously, you shoot Mancow first. At that point Mancow will throw a tanturm and let loose with his mouth. Pacman will immediately start quietly consuling him about how everyone should have fun.

Elimination #2 - Viper would have to be next on the list because he is there for serious paintball, so the group would be making him take the pictures. So nail him before he can use his offhand to start lighting you up (while taking pictures of it). Pacman would still be talking with Mancow.

Elimination #3 - Blue would be laughing so hard at this point a BT would be the polite course of action.

Elimination #4 - Weltman would be charging straight at you. But not firing. He likes getting shot so shoot him only once.

Elimination #5 - Pacman would be done with Mancow now. (But Mancow would not be done.) So start laying everything you have in his direction and get him pinned down. Shatner of course would be shooting in your direction now so with some fancy footwork you should be able to step into his line of fire. You are eliminated.

At this point, Shatner tell stories of how he saved Pacman from elimination.


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